Wishorkut

College life is like Relience!!
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" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
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Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
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" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
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After Engagement is Like Idea!!
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" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
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After Marrige is like Hutch!!
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" Where U go.. network Follows"
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After Kid is like BSNL!!
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" All lines are Buzy"
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Great people talk
abt ideas,
average people talk
abt things
small people talk
abt other people
and the LEGENDS
never talk they just
send scraps like this!!!
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IT Companies Full Names...just don't miss it.... :-)

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
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Someday u may lose
ur hair
u may lose ur teeth
ur money & even lose
ur mind
but 1 thing u will
never loose is
ur good looks
coz u can't lose wat
u dont have !
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If you delete this scrap
thats bcoz
u love me
if u save it thats bcoz
u desire me &
if u ignore it thats becoz
u miss me
so what u gonna do
with it?
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--------------Girls-------------------
-----------are like apples------------
-------on trees. The best ones--------
-----are at the top of the tree.------
---The boys dont want to reach--------
--for the good ones because they------
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.
-Instead, they get the rotten apples--
from the ground that arent as good, --
but easy. So the apples up top think--
something wrong with them when in-----
-reality they're amazing. They just---
---have to wait for the right boy to--
---- come along, the one who's--------
----------- brave enough to-----------
---------------climb all--------------
---------------the way----------------
--------------to the top--------------
-------------of the tree--------------
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On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.





Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"





James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style,


"......James Bond."





Then Bond asks: "And you?"





Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...





Siva Rao...





Samba Siva Rao...





Venkata Samba Siva Rao...





Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...





Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...





Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...





Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."





Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"